“Once in a while it really hits people that they don’t have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.” – Alan Keightley

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Tunis During Ramadan

            The other day, I left Burkina Faso en route to Istanbul. I had a daylong layover in Tunis, Tunisia. I had already spent a day in Tunis when I was on my way to Burkina, so really all I wanted was to get out of the airport, go into the main part of the city, smoke some hookah, drink some coffee, and head back to catch my flight. I learned a couple things that day. It is very difficult to find shisha (hookah) or anything to drink during Ramadan in a Muslim country, some is never enough, and nobody is exempt from terrorism. I’ll get to that last part in a minute.
First, I have been in quite a few Muslim countries in my travels, including Bosnia and Herzegovina, Albania, Turkey, Burkina Faso, Morocco, and Tunisia. I knew many people fast during Ramadan, as is the custom. I knew there were countries in the world where it would be impossible to get food during the day. What I did not expect was for Tunisia to be one of these. Burkina Faso is a Muslim country. Many people pray five times per day, many people abstain from alcohol, and many people fast during Ramadan. However, many people, whom are Muslim, drink regularly inside and outside of Ramadan, eat pork, and don’t much care for a month of starving themselves. I honestly cannot imagine going an entire day in Burkina (40+ Celsius) without drinking water, but that’s a different story.
When I first got to the city center of Tunis, it was much like the last time, though the café’s had their seats all put together and no tables were out. This was my first indication that things may be a bit different. When I got into the market, I noticed all of the closed doors. This was my, “oh dammit” moment because I realized the odds of finding anything to eat or drink were slim. I meandered the streets, going to the places I knew and a few I didn’t. I was fasting, but not by choice. Eventually I gave up. I turned around, and headed to where taxis would be waiting. On the way, I had one of those weird I’ll go left but you go right, ok, let’s switch, oh crap we did it again moments with a Tunisian guy. We both laughed, and he started talking to me in French. When he learned I was American, he switched to English. It was good, though difficult to understand at times. I said I was heading to the airport soon, but wanted to find some shisha (hookah) to smoke, and maybe drink a coffee. He took this to heart and led me, for about 45 minutes, around a slew of closed cafés.
After about six failures, we found a place that was open. The windows were covered with newspapers, and when we walked in, it was like walking into a cloud. There was so much smoke it was difficult to breathe. When everywhere is closed, those who do not fast and want to smoke hoard to the places that will stay open, and they stay there for hours smoking. We were in there for about fifty seconds when we discovered there was nowhere to sit. On the way out, my guide jokingly said to me, “If you stay in there for an hour, you’ll get cancer, guaranteed.” I’m not so sure he’s wrong.
We moved on to the next café, only a few doors down. It was another place with the windows covered, and a cloud of smoke greeting you upon entry. We sat down this time. I ordered a coffee and a hookah, and we chatted. I offered him a drink before remembering he was fasting. I felt bad, but he laughed it off so no biggie. This is when we saw the TV and my friend turned to me and said, “Goodbye Tunisia. This country is dead now.” He explained to me what the TV said and my jaw dropped.
Do you remember where you were on 9/11? Of course you do. Everybody of sound body and mind remembers where they were that day just like our parents remember where they were when JFK was assassinated and our grandparents remember where they were when Pearl Harbor was bombed. It was the defining moment of our childhoods and it effectively changed the world. It started two wars, and inevitably set up the crazy situation occurring worldwide today.
The day I happened to be in Tunisia, they were hit by their second terrorist attack in four months. The first one was an attack on the famous Bardo National Museum, in Tunis on March 18, 2015. Twenty-two people died and fifty others were injured. This attack was located in Sousse, about two hours from Tunis. 39 people were killed and another 36 were injured. Both of these attacks were aimed at tourists, much like myself. That same day, a Friday mind you, a mosque was attacked in Kuwait City, Kuwait, killing 27 people and injuring over 220 people, and a man was beheaded at a factory near Lyon, France.
The effect this attack is having on Tunisia is drastic to say the least. The country relies on tourism. Since the “Arab Spring,” Tunisia’s unemployment soared to almost 20%. It has since dropped and is now around 15%. The youth is the country is frustrated to say the least. Now add in the loss of millions of dollars in tourism, and you can see the grave state that Tunisia finds itself in, and you can understand why Mehmet, my guide and new friend, said that his country had died. For his sake and the sake of the world, I hope Tunisia takes measures to increase security and protect its tourists. Without that revenue, the country could be headed for revolution again, or worse.

In terms of those within Tunis, it was interesting to see the reactions of the people. It was the same as it was that fateful in September. People were glued to the TV, shaking their heads, murmuring under their breaths. People cursed (I assume since my Arabic is shaky to say the least). They blessed each other and wished safety to families and loved ones. I sat there watching with them, and my mind flashed back to Mr. Brown’s world studies class when I jokingly asked him if a plane hit the World Trade Center. The smile vanished when he told me it did. I cannot imagine what that would have been like if I was older, more intelligent, more understanding of the world. And in this instance, it was clearer to me than ever before that really, we’re all the same and want the same thing: safety for our loved ones and ourselves, and to live without being in fear, a goal that seems more difficult now than at any point in my lives and many of my peers lives. Hopefully one day this can happen in Tunisia. Hopefully one day this can happen everywhere.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

How to Not Get Screwed by Taxi Drivers

In many countries in the world there is wonderful application we call Uber. In more countries however, Uber does not exist. Sometimes you’re forced to take a taxi unless you want to walk a crazy distance with a 15 kg pack on your back. One rule exists universally: taxi drivers will take you for whatever they can. Not all of course, but taxis are a notoriously easy way of ending up broke without having any idea how it happened. Here are some easy ways to make sure that does not happen!

Know your route and have a map!
If you have a map with you, (or a GPS, though it’s harder when you’re traveling and have an expensive paperweight with Wi-Fi capabilities) you can yell at a cabbie without being able to speak his language. Pointing at a map and making it clear you know he/she took a roundabout route is a much better option than rabbling at them in a tongue they don’t understand.  If you don’t want to carry around an actual map, use Google Maps and take a screen shot.

Know the exchange rate of whatever currency you’re using!
Download an app on your expensive paperweight machine. There are plenty of free ones that don’t need the Internet to function. I specifically recommend GlobeConvert (just search currency converter in any app store). It's free and updates itself every time you have Wi-Fi so you always have the current exchange rate, which these days is important because currencies are very volatile. It is fast and easy to use and has every currency I’ve ever looked for and more. If you don’t know the exchange rate, you will screw yourself over. Tanya (my girlfriend) told me a horrific tale of her friend spending $100 on a cab ride that should have been less than $20. Don’t let that happen to you!

Download GlobeConvert! It makes life easier.
Negotiate the price BEFORE you get into the cab!
In most countries where you will travel outside of Western Europe (and the states/Canada), you can usually negotiate the price before you get inside. They actually expect you to do this and when you don’t they will turn on that meter and drive you all over town, or if there is no meter, they will tell you some ludicrous price upon arrival.

The cab you are looking at is NOT the only cab!
When the guy is not giving you the price the hostel worker told you it should be, move on. The guy is trying to scam you. The hostel workers know the price… that’s why they still work at the hostel. Sometimes, when it’s 4 AM and you’re desperate, you have to do what you have to do, but in most cases, you can move on and find another, or the original will give in and give you the correct price.

Try not to put your stuff into the trunk.
This is pretty simple. If your stuff is in the trunk, the cabbie has the power. If your stuff is with you, there is not much he/she can do. If they try to screw you on the price, hand them the correct amount, grab your stuff, and walk away. Don’t put up with any shenanigans!

Don’t get into a cab with other people already in it!
In some places in the world, this can be unavoidable. However, in most places, it is not. Just wait for another cab to come by. This is a classic scam. They can either mug you this way, or if it is crowded this is a pretty easy way to pickpocket somebody. If you are in a place where sometimes this is just an inevitability like, let’s say, Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso, keep a firm hold on your crap.

Know the direction you want to go.

In places where you aren’t running a meter, cab drivers will upcharge you if they have to turn around or if they have to make numerous turns. Figure out where you’re going and which direction it is, and stand on the proper side of the street. If you are a street away from a shorter route, don’t be lazy. It will save you a bunch of money.

That's all there is to it! Always be cautious when it comes to cab drivers. If you are tourist, whether domestic or abroad, there is a good chance they will try to get what they can from you. Good luck and just keep traveling!

Friday, May 29, 2015

How and Why the Heck Did You Start in Estonia?

I’ve had so many people ask me, “Why in the world did you decide to go to Estonia?”  I’ve had so many others ask me, “What the heck is an Estonia?” but that is a whole different thing! (Don’t know? Click the link or use the wiki widget on the right side of your screen). There were numerous reasons, but this post will explain the financial reason… a post specifically about Estonia later on will touch on why we chose it from a cultural standpoint.
When Jessica[i] and I decided we were going to travel together, we basically just tried to figure out where we could fly for cheap to start this adventure. We knew that we wanted to go to Eastern Europe, but hadn’t decided on which countries to visit or what route to take. We didn’t want to go straight to London, Dublin, Paris, Madrid, etc. We wanted to get off the beaten path and see something different; something we hadn’t seen 400 pictures of on Facebook. It isn’t that we didn’t want to visit these places (I want to visit everywhere!), but after two years in West Africa, we felt adventurous… and broke. We knew Eastern Europe was cheap, fun, and not frequented by Americans. We knew that your mid-twenties are the perfect time to visit Eastern Europe. You’re still young enough to be completely foolish and wake up in somebody else’s bed, hitchhike, and stay out until the sun comes up, but old enough to understand your surroundings and not get robbed, end up missing a kidney, or get sold into the sex trade (not making light of this, be aware!).
We looked into flights to Prague, Budapest, Berlin, Helsinki, and St. Petersburg, even Kiev[ii], all over the place really. I figured that the main tourist cities would be the cheapest to fly into. I was quite wrong. The absolute cheapest one-way ticket from Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso was, shockingly, Moscow It was less than $500! I looked into getting the Russian visa and not surprisingly, it is extremely difficult to get as an American[iii]. I moved over a country and discovered Tallinn, Estonia. The direct flights were not cheap, but after months of researching how to travel for less, I had more or less given up on direct flights, and instead found the absolute cheapest place to fly to and connect from. From Ouagadougou, this flight paradise was Milan, Italy.
Fresh off the plane in Malpensa, Milan
Milan has numerous airports, and when you search for cheap flights out of a city, it is often . In Milan, the cheap airport was Bergamo, but we flew into Malpensa, the main airport, located about an hour outside of Milan by train, which connects directly with the airport.
cheaper to search for airports just outside of the city. Keep in mind there is usually a fairly expensive trip to and from an airport, so factor that in when researching if this is the cheapest option. For us, it was about a thirty-euro train ride when we flew in (from Malpensa), and a maybe 15-euro bus ride when we flew out (to Bergamo)
Once I had figured out that Milan was where we’d have to fly from, I started researching into what budget airlines flew from there. The logical progression is RyanAir, the extremely low-cost airline based out of Ireland and famous for their cheap tickets and even more famous tricks[iv] that screw your wallet after buying said ticket. Luckily, RyanAir flies to numerous places from Milan (only from Bergamo!), and Tallinn, Estonia is one of them. The more flexible you are with dates when you travel, the more money you are likely save. Again, keep in mind how much you’ll spend on train/bus tickets to these airports as well as what you will pay in lodging and sustenance costs. In terms of Milan, nothing is cheap, so it is important to factor in how much money you are going to blow and decide if it worth saving that 50-100 euros. In this case, it was absolutely worth it to stay one night in Milan, go exploring, and drink some fine wine after two years in West Africa!



[i] Jessica is the girl who traveled with me on the first leg of the journey and was in the same group as me for Peace Corps
[ii] When we finished our Peace Corps service, Ukraine had just ousted their president and Crimea was just being annexed by the Russian Federation… it was not a safe time to visit Ukraine; Kiev especially.
[iii] You can still go to St. Petersburg without a visa for three days if you take a ferry from Helsinki. You cannot leave St. Petersburg, but still, you can visit Russia without a visa!
[iv] RyanAir (alongside most budget airlines) has outrageous baggage fees. If flying with them and checking a bag, always pay the baggage fee with your ticket instead of at the airport where the fees will soar. Also, print your boarding pass before arrival at the airport; it is yet another fee if they do it for you. Always read the fine print with budget airlines!


Photo blast time from Milan!

The Catholic church... is really messed up sometimes! Little molten steel for your sins?
Keepin' it super classy in Milano.
Il Duomo in all its glory. Crazy ornate church... with a TV screen? Classic 21st century
Jess and I in front of Il Duomo. Seriously, can nobody frame a photo...?
Poor effort by Jessica... not much church in there!



Thursday, May 28, 2015

I'm Back! Let's Rehash This Blog!


High Five! We're posting again! Saranda, Albania

I'm back baby! It's been a long time since I've posted anything in here... the monotony of the Peace Corps life seemed like it had lost its pizazz… I felt as though my readers (as few as there may have been!) may have gotten bored with reading the same things day in and day out, but alas, here I am again. New format, new attitude, new life.
Life has changed drastically for me over the past six months. I have been traveling extensively through Eastern Europe. What was supposed to be a nice three month trip before returning to the States has manifested itself into a love of travel; into seeing the world in its entirety, and delaying really growing up for as long as possible. But as great as taking a billion pictures is, writing down the experiences so I don’t forget them seems just as important. Many people has displayed interest in following these travels, so I thought I’d get back on this blog and slowly start replaying the crazy last six months that I’ve had.
Not a shocker if you’ve read this blog, but there has been a lot of beer and some great times with amazing people. However now, the stories have changed and it is not the same thing every day. Rather, I have experienced so many different cultures and met so many different people from throughout the world. Now I’d like to share those experiences with anybody interested and willing to read them. And, as always, there will be many pictures to accompany them. Quickly, I’d like to run through the trip that I just had, and outline what I think is coming in the near future.
I will go into more detail in later posts and rehash the end of my Peace Corps experience, but I have learned that six page posts are just too much for people to read, so now I will be posting more often and they will be much shorter and easier to read.
My Euro trip was something that I thought was original. I was wrong. There are so many people that travel, and there are so many interesting stories and routes that I have heard. Here was mine, in its absolute simplest form. I put the country names in bold font because there were many cities in some of the countries:

Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
Casablanca, Morocco (overnight)
Milan, Italy (one day layover)
Tallinn, Estonia
Riga, Latvia
Vilnius, Trakai, Lithuania
Warsaw, Krakow, Auschwitz, Poland
Prague, Czech Republic
Budapest, Hungary
Belgrade, Novi Sad, Serbia
Skopje, Macedonia
Thessaloniki, Athens, Nafplio, Meteora, Santorini, Greece
Bucharest, Sinaia, Brasov, Romania
Sofia, Bansko, Bulgaria
Zagreb, Zadar, Dubrovnik, Split, Croatia
Sarajevo, Mostar, Bosnia & Herzegovina
Kotor, Montenegro
Tirana, Berat, Saranda, Albania
Pristina, Kosovo

            That was the entire last trip. I have since started a new one that began with ten days in Israel through the Golan Heights, Tzfat, Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and the Negev Desert in the south. From there I flew to Istanbul, Turkey for four days, and am currently sitting in a hostel in Izmir, trying to plot out the next few days before a pilgrimage back to Burkina to see Tanya and some other good people before some more crazy traveling… It’s a strange route, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do to see the people you love. After Burkina, it'll be back to Turkey for maybe a couple weeks, and then a quick jaunt through Armenia and Georgia, and just maybe Azerbaijan. Then, the tentative plan is to travel through Southeast Asia. I've got the travel bug, and it's been biting me pretty hard.
            That’s all for now, I don’t want to bore anybody on the first post in a very, very long time. More to come later. As has become a bit of a cliché in this blog, I’m saying now that I will be updating regularly. Until next time fellow humans!

Here's just a couple pictures, because they are more fun than words. Formatting them into the blog doesn't make sense for this post, so I'm just going to blast them all at once. This is a random snatch and grab, not a very systematic choosing of photos; there are too many!

With Tallinn, Estonia at night in the background

With Jessica (fellow PCV) & Roel, a new friend, in an ice bar in Tallinn

Childhood best friend Mike came to visit for a couple weeks. Sunset in Athens

New friends Tim and Tania inside of Bran Castle (Dracula's Castle) in Brasov, Romania

Parliament in Bucharest, Romania. Second largest government building in the world. Can you guess the first?

Tanya came to visit me in Greece. She and I in Meteora. Truly an incredible place

Meteora is so beautiful.

Torturous food challenge in Riga, Latvia. That is a big slab of pork.

The rolling mountains outside of Skopje, Macedonia


Palace of Culture and Science shrouded by fog in Warsaw, Poland

My brother Nathan came to visit me in Croatia. This is in Split.

New friends in Kotor, Montenegro. It looked like a painting in real life. Amazing!

Disclaimer: Most pictures here are not of their original quality... they take forever to upload so I lowered the quality and resolution. I have the originals if anybody would like to see them.